January 12, 2007
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What’s up you fuckers. Guess what? Yesterday, I found out something that made me the happiest man in the world. Yesterday, me and my wife went to the doctors and found out that I have superhuman powers. Yes. You read correctly. I have the superhuman ability to determine the sex of my unborn baby.
See, … let me explain. Ever since me and my wife found out that she was pregnant, I’ve been going around and telling everybody that my wife was carrying a boy. Everyone thought I was crazy. “You shouldn’t tempt fate,” they said. Some, as evil spirited as they were, even wished me a baby girl because they knew that I’d be absolutely miserable. (May those fuckers eat shit and die by the way.) They warned me that saying out loud that I don’t want any daughters, will only bring me daughters. Silly fools, … little did they know that I’m really powerful. All I have to do is believe really hard that I’m going to have a son and *poof* I’ll will it to happen!
So yesterday, when the doctor located the baby’s penis through the sonogram, my powers were confirmed. So let this be a lesson to you all! Do not doubt my superhuman powers! Or else I shall will roughly half of you into having baby girls!
Comments (32)
well, there still is the option that your doctor mistook the umbilical cord for the wee-wee.
but only bc susie wants a boy, i’m hoping that the doctor didnt mistake it. HA!
No way, … that was no umbilical cord. That was definitely a penis. Too low in it’s positioning to be an umbilical cord. And my baby boy is pretty packing, may I add.
congrats on the baby boy.
were you jealous of your sons penis that its larger than yours already?
oh, congrats btw.
omg you guys are having a baby?!?!?! congrats!
congrats
dont worry, when he’s 16, he’s gonna tell you he likes boys…. thats the same thing as having a girl….hahhahha
OMG, Congrats to you and your wife!
congrats on the boy. i hope we have a girl first. =)
congratulations!!!
wow, u’re gonna be a daddy! congrats!!!
congratulations! i personally think it’s better for a girl to be the first-born as girls are usually more handy around the house and in helping to care for younger siblings. with a boy, he will be absolutely useless to you other than for said penis to carry on your name and all that.
yay!!! i’m with bee, i want a girl first. weird, how almost all my girl friends are either first born girls or only child girls. =)
congrats!
haha i figured you wanted a boy first, but thought didn’t know that you’ve been saying you don’t want any girls. congrats!
what’s wrong with baby girls? congrats!
Congratulations!
Congrats doc
it’s “my wife and I” not “me and my wife”
COngrats…I agree tho having a girl first is better hehe
oh wow! congratulations dae!!!
yay! congratulations!
lol at kai119′s comment! hahaha!
congrats!!
i missed this post! congrats!!!! so very happy for you guys!!!
Congratulations!!!
Thank you and thank you for the suggestion. I will definitely check it out. Congratulations to you too!!!! WOW!! How exciting. You’re going to be a daddy!!!
congratulations!
congratulations – the lack of sleep will kill you.
congratulations!!! although u just totally f-cked yourself. havent u watched friends? one of the triplets phoebe delivers is supposed to be a boy, but it’s a girl and they name it chandler anyway! the doctors made a mistake. it happens!!!
oh man…if it turns out ur baby is a girl, u should name her Karma Bae.
i know cingular service blows, i used to have them before crappy helio. ughhhhhhh what to do.