August 16, 2006
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More on bachelor parties…
You know what? I’m still not done talking about bachelor parties. There’s more to be said about that topic. I thought I was done, but I’m not. There’s more. Oh so much more, damnit!! So here I am to bring sexy back!! (sorry, … I’ve been listening to waay too much z-100.)
Anyways, … here’s another thing about bachelor parties. It’s not only the celebration of a glorious life of bachelor-ness(?) for the soon-to-be groom. It’s also an important occasion for your friends. It’s a time for all of your buddies to get together once again, and party like rock stars. Celebrate the good old days! As great of a time and as important the bachelor party is for the, well, … bachelor, … it’s also a very important event for all of his friends. Why? Because it’s a fool-proof, certifiable, irrefutable excuse for a man to get away from his wife or gf for a night or two, to drink like he did when he was a college freshman, be stupid and completely irresponsible without having his wife *roll* her eyes at him and say “Chi~~.” It’s a time where his wife won’t try to catch him riding dirty. (Ok. I’ll stop.)
And this is yet another difference between how chicks think, and how guys think. Chicks don’t understand this. Why? Because chicks think that the wedding, and everything associated with the wedding, is all about them. And in a way, for a chick, … it is. They can’t fully appreciate the fact that the bachelor party is as much about the bachelor as it is for his friends. For her, if she doesn’t want a bachelorette party, then she doesn’t have to have one. If she feels that male strippers are “icky,” they just won’t go to a strip joint. And that’s why she’ll sit there and think it’s perfectly ok to make ridiculous demands on the guy like, “you can have a bachelor party, but you can’t go to a strip club.” Or, “you can go to a strip club, but you can’t have a lap dance.” Or, “you can only have sex with one Thai hooker. But not two at the same time.” Just kidding about the last one. But seriously, they don’t understand that for guys, going to the strip club, getting a lapdance, drinking until you’re inebriated, is not really a choice. It’s what’s required. Why? Because you are a part of the group. You understand, as illogical as it may sound to some of you chicks, … that by going to the strip club, you’re giving happiness to your friends. By getting that lap dance, you give your friends something to smile about. By drinking until you pass the fuck out, you’re building memories that your buddies will smile about for years to come.
So this is a message to all you chicks getting married out there. And there seems to be quite a few of you on xanga. (on a side note, … why are all you engaged/married chicks subscribing to a sexist bastard like me? It seems like almost all of the last 20-30 subscribers have been married/engaged chicks.) Before you sit there and try to put a restriction on your future husbands, remember this. He’s going to have a bachelor party. There’s nothing you can do about that. He’s going to get lapdances. And most likely, a great many of them, depending on how many friends he has. There is also nothing you can do about this. It’s not because he doesn’t love you, or because he would rather spend time with a stripper. This is something he needs to do. And as convoluted as it may sound, it’s because he wants to be a good friend. And it’s because he has good friends. Great friends. So you can go ahead and make all the demands you want. But know this. By making these demands, all you’re asking for is a bad argument where the outcome becomes either him saying that you’re being unreasonable and that he’s going to do it anyways and that’s that, and you feeling really really upset, … or it’s going to be him saying ok, and complying to what you say, but then just ending up lying to you.
And on a side note, … for those guys that have gotten married without letting their buddies have the opportunity to throw him a bachelor party, … you are a bad, bad friend. A bad, BAD friend. SHAME ON YOU!!
Comments (18)
Very very true. The importance of a bachelor’s trip is for all the buddies to see each other and hang out. Chicks really don’t understand why its important for us guys.
Amen brutha…
Ummm, why are you making such a big stink about this? I think that a lot of girls (maybe even most) are understanding about their guys going to strip clubs and getting lapdances. I know that the girls in my circle of friends are totally okay with it. Some of us have even gone with them and gotten lapdances ourselves.
Perhaps you’re making too many assumptions… Try not to get upset over nothing. Unless you’re actually with a girlfriend who won’t let you go. Then, dude, I am so sorry… All I can suggest is to offer taking her to one so she can judge for herself instead of speculating and judging something she’s never experienced
Dear first_loves,
Perhaps you’re the one making too many assumptions. I’m not upset. Far from it. This is a blog. People write about stupid shit all the time. Just for the hell of it. It’s all for shits and giggles. I’m sorry if I came across to heated. But what I find hilarious, is that this is coming from the same chick who wrote about shoes for the last five posts in one of her blogs, and seems to only talk about things pertaining to her upcoming wedding in her other blog. I would write more in detail about your blog, but I find it terribly boring and can’t bring myself to read it. Hell, … I can’t even get past the pictures that you post.
Anyways, in response to your comment, … No, … I am not getting upset, my wife never prevented me from going, and if my writing was confusing, … I’m not saying that ALL chicks will think this way, I was just speaking to some of the chicks that may be feeling this way. If this doesn’t pertain to you, then relax. You’re fine.
Take it easy, man…
i would trojan horse a birthday cake and surprise him.
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“Some of us have even gone with them and gotten lapdances ourselves” from that chick’s comment above.
uhhhhhh… how uber LAME is that for them to go with the fellahs to get lapdances at a bachelor party.
i completely agree with you about it partly being the fellahs’ chance to get away and party like they were 21 again with no gf’s and wives to say shiet or whine about *fill in the blank with 1 out of a possible 17 million things women complain about*.
and about that chicks site. not only does she write about shoes, but she writes about some goddam ugly ass shoes.
oh wow. wouldn’t want to get on your bad side.
as such, i’d like to be the first to say i totally disagree with your posts and your idea about bachelorette parties and bachelor parties. if strip clubs are okay for the guys, then it should be okay for the girls.
actually it’s more okay for a girl to go to the strip club than a guy. because when a girl goes it’s really about the fun. it’s not very sexual at all. we scream when those giant penises rub against our face and are disgusted by it. when a guy goes it’s about having your final fling, you’re totally aroused and i’ve heard lots of stories of total sketchiness happening at a bachelor parties. and seen movies! you men are weak!
and if it were all about just hanging out with the guys one last time, then why can’t you do it doing something clean. like playing paintball, or basketball, or golf.
i know i don’t want to go to a stripclub for my bachelorette party and i don’t want my bf to go for his bachelor party. i know myself. it’ll get me upset. my boyfriend knows this. i’m probably way too ideal in my beliefs but well… that’s fine.
you just hit my sore spot doctorevil!! haha kidding.
honestly, i wouldn’t mind if the guys didn’t go to strip clubs or whatever they have planned for the bachelor party, but i do understand its a tradition and for all the guys to get together and be silly again. not that they’re not silly now…. i can’t say i’m totally happy or excited for them to go to vegas, but i totally understand and want all of them to have a blast. b/c when he comes back, he’s going to be chained to a heavy ball…. again, kidding, sorta.. haha
as for bachelorette party, not sure about any other ethnic background. but most asian girls are disgusted or find humor in male strip clubs. i will not be going to a strip club for mine, been there, done that, nothing exciting.
neutrogena, i think u might have missed dr.fag’s previous post from last week…………l
cgroovin: No, we don’t accompany the guys at their bachelor parties. Just when we go out on a regular ol’ night.
I never said I had good taste in shoes. I just like comfortable ones. =o)
I can’t wait to see the diamond ring neutrogena buys for her fiance.
And if that shit ain’t 2 karats it means she doesn’t love him.
“we scream when those giant penises rub against our face and are disgusted by it.”
ive never been to a strip club where the femmes rub their cooches against our faces. so which one is more tame again?
all i said to the hubs before he left for amsterdam was “if i was out there, doing the same shit you’re doing and i come home and tell you and you get mad then don’t be out there doing it.”
he got a lap dance from an ugly black stipper with a gap in her teeth and she pulled his shirt off in front of everyone at the club and “forced” him to put his hands on her ass. all his friends were laughing at him. i heard his best man pinky picked her cause he thought she was ugly.
right!!!!
you are a damn genius
excellent stuff man!!!!
thanks dae~ hey i heard you had a great photographer- true? can you send me the info if you recommend them?
damn it how did you know?!