March 11, 2004
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****What the hell is wrong with some of you people?? How could you not know what “the hand” is?? It’s the STOP signal that you gesture with our palm facing away from you. I can’t fathom how some people who live in NYC haven’t seen this.****
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I’ve been sooooo fucking busy and stressed, I don’t have time to write a proper xanga entry. So I’ll just leave you folks with one of my gripes.
Do you know what pisses me beyond all means? When stupid chicks cross the street with their arms sticking out, giving you ”the hand.” You know what I’m talking about, … the stiff arm.
Sure, if you’re on a football field, with a ball in your hand, trying to break tackles, I see nothing wrong with “the hand.” But if you’re simply crossing the street and using “the hand,” I just want to beat you senseless with your own high heeled shoe. See, not only is it unneccessary, it’s all about the attitude behind it. She’s got her one arm sticking straight out, her head facing the other side, tilted slightly up, and the other arm on her hip, and doing that, …. that, …. walk. That fucking cracked out hooker walk. You know what I’m talking about. I HAAAAATE THAT!!! ARGH!!!!!
If I’m driving, and a stupid bitch crosses the street like that in front of me, I would almost give Yao Ming a foot massage to be able to slam on the gas and run the bitch over without any recourse. Wait, … that’s not good enough. I’d also have to be able to stop the car, pop it in reverse and back up into her again for good measure.
Sorry if I sound sexist, … but despite the fact that I am indeed a sexist pig, … I haven’t seen many guys do this. Well, … except for my ambiguously gay friend, but that was excusable because it happened during his time of month. But getting back to it, … if you are one of those chicks that do this, then you can eat shit and die. Yes, … all of you.
Comments (43)
I hate it when monkeys are jaywalking and you have to stop in the middle of the block… and then they stare back at YOU like you’re the one doing something wrong.
what is the purpose of the hand anyway? don’t front… i know you do it. you are just in denial.
how far did you guys get last nite?
You know your mother does this right?
hmmm…for some reason, i have never seen girls to this…
PWHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU’D HATE ME!!!
then again you already do so *shrug*
i hea ya man, i HATE dat SHIET!
=)
i know i have no clue how my iq is above avg…
but that’s all just stupid test scores.
i mean after joining xanga, i know that i don’t have an ounce of intelligence next to you and jay…
it’s even worse when guys do that!
hey, this ing stuff is good, u want in? =( people i know already have it dangit.
who walks like that except for mothers with children?
i ain’t selling the girl scout cookies, i got suckered into buying a few boxes. sorry, no mint thins….
HAHAH i never do the hand but if the car doesn’t come to a complete stop and keeps rolling towards me as i cross, i’ll slow down my stroll and look at them as i walk. i do a lot of glaring when i walk with my niece. people don’t have consideration for babies >:O.
and yeh, i’m not pregnant, you ass. lol
it’s always a black woman doing this when i witness the hand. i always feel like telling the cab driver i’ll throw in an extra ten if he speeds up when i see the hand. ugh.
funny thing is, when i was single, that was the same move i got from the girls in the club. the heisman haha
doctorevil, i think you’re getting confused between girls crossing the street and the girls you’re macking on at the clubs……hahahh
the stiff arm? i have no idea wat ur talkin about. why would they give u the hand as thye cross the st?
have no idea what you’re talking about either…but i’m sure if you want anyone who does it to eat shit and die, it’s bad. so do guys ever do this move?
hahahaha..havent seen girls do that recently…but i know what ur talking about….
to interpret your dream for you regarding pope beating you up with his laser beam….
i could only ask you one question…
did anyone moleste your ass when you were young kid?
i know that sounds gross. but that’s something for you to think about.
why would anyone have a dream like that??
How can people not know what “The Heisman” is??? All women do this.
Crossing the street, in the bars or when they are just trying to get by in a crowded room …
If you don’t know what this is odds are you do it.
point well taken. so shoud i buy it back??
btw. laser beam or electric beam. what difference, dood? it’s just werped.
you are evil. how could you want me to eat shit and die?
i give the hand. but it’s not to stop traffic but to say thank you very much for slowing down as i run across the street. or when i drive i wave and say thank you very much for letting me pass. no one in nyc gives the thank you hand.
There needs to be a similar move for guys … please don’t say the pimp hand.
i dont know about this hand principle… ive never seen it or noticed it.
what would YOU suggest since you’re so damn picky- a huge sign that says, “thanks to the almighty d**** for letting cross”?
Heh, … I guess SL600 is one of them too. Why not try just walking?? Holding out your hand while you walk is not going to make him see you any better when you’re already walking smack in front of his car to begin with!!
strange – i have NO clue what this is… haha
hey, i’m not walking across the street with my hand up the whole time like a retard. i just wave a little to say thanks. the same way ppl do when you’re driving and the other person lets you into the lane.
oh no you didn’t! *double hand* I’ll kick yo ass in that spam eating contest. No way in hell you’re destroying me!
and the next time a girl gives you “the hand” while crossing the street, just give her the “finger” and I’m sure she’ll get the idea.
haha.. ure “image” totally made my day…
the funny thing is my ex use to do that.. shitt… that was the last time i dated a fob!
as for missing school.. ive been in school for way too long.. i was already pretty sick of school during college.. anyway, weekend is coming… and weather is improving… =)
Good advice =)
and eat my dust dr. Evil. One meeeelion dollars says I destroy YOU!
LOL i didn’t think i’d have to explain my question, especially not to a savvy NYC doctor of evil. *disappointed*
i thought WOMEN were the ones who needed everything to be explained to them detail by detail…and it had nothing to do with directions, you dweeb!! LOL
i didn’t think you’d need to know the exact background of the question. you could have just asked instead of trying to school me on something i already know. and what i meant by it had nothing to do with directions was that my question didn’t pertain to directions, just street names.
anyway, since you don’t know me, i’ll forgive this lil faux pas on your part
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u see.. i think we all have our lil secrets.. and sometimes we are just so damn dumb that we reveal it unknowingly! =) hehehe anyway, that sn is done with.. too much public viewing.. makes me feel like im a xanga whore.. checking xanga to see my comments and wat not!.. haha =) but yea.. sorry for the confusion! =)
oh i know what it is now….haha!!!! that’s so funny now that i know what it is.
you are an asshole.
i know i have issues, but you must point that out to me? lol. just kidding. yeah, I know I am neurotic that way. When I slept over at my gfs house, she purposely made her bed in blue sheets to see if I could sleep or not. Needless to say, I slept for few hours and broke out in hives all over my legs and arms. There, it’s not all in my mind. I am not crazy!
yeah…i just saw it last night on the street and i just started hysterically laughing right in the middle of the street. and then literally almost got hit by a car. hahaha…but i was cracking up. =)
shuddup, you evil you!
stop trying to analyze me, you freako! *lol*
altho, you have a good point. i should try to blindfold myself at night when i am over at K’s place. well, but then it might lead to other things.
as for sleeping bags? never slept in one, i don’t know.
oh my scary – i finally found someone who could explain the mystery behind YYK. thanks. =)
and Yuki is too cute for words! my friend hairecut and I were discussing how we have the biggest lesbo crushes on her. if you’re interested, perhaps i could pimp you out – that way, i can finally go back to her with a peace offering (you). haha.
..its only fair that u tellme who u are or what u look like! hahaha =) anyway, im not gonna use that anymore.. or try not to… i hate having a popular xanga.. it’s never good! but i see u love ur readers! smiles
HAHAHA that is halarious…
no.. i didn’t walk in on him… he was drunk and started yelling at me.. but he wasn’t wasted.. he prolly had a couple of beers… so im just pissed that he yelled at me like that.
LOL.