May 10, 2005

  • Some of the more random things that have occurred in DoctorEvil1′s life as of late:


    The other day, I dreamt that woke up from a lazy sunday morning, and started to get ready to go eat, only to realize that I was only dreaming about waking up, and was in fact still sleeping.  And so I woke up, to find my fiance awake too, and we started to talk about where we wanted to go eat.  But here’s the kicker.  After a while, I realized that I was STILL dreaming!!  It’s was like the matrix, inside the matrix!!!!  *cue music*  Dun dun dun~~~  Wait, … am I awake now??!!


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    Last week, while I was walking down the street in Harlem, I found myself playing chicken with a real live chicken.  I kid you not.  I’m walking down the street and out of the corner of my eyes, I see a fucking chicken!  Now, I’m no chicken (HAHA, … get it??!!  Get it??!!), as I usually don’t get startled by things, but how surprisingly strange is it to encounter a chicken?  No, … not an overgrown pigeon, … and definitely not a particularly feathery squirrel.  It was definitely a chicken.


    So I stopped for a second, only to find the chicken staring back at me.  And so, my initial reaction was to walk around in a big circle to avoid the KFC fugitive, … but that would entail me actually walking into the friggin street, just to avoid a freaken chicken!  Fuck that, … that’s just silly.  I’m so much bigger.  And maybe I was in a fowl mood (GET IT??!! GET IT??!!  FOWL MOOD??!!), … but I decided to confront the chicken.  I will not be intimidated by poultry!  And so I started walking straight ahead, only to have the chicken cower in my dominance and walk around me.  Heh.


     

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