April 21, 2004
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OK, … back to being the anonymous Doctor Evil. Thank you all for your birthday wishes. And for those that made fun of me about my age, … if you’re a chick, I hope you get fat. If you’re a guy, I hope you become impotent.
Anyways, … back to my senseless babble. I have a question for you women folk out there. Let’s say that you are on a date. A first date. And so you go to a nice restaurant, enjoy scintillating conversation throughout, and have a grand old time. Finally, the bill comes. What do you do?
A. Reach for the bill, and insist on paying. If he insists, you wrestle him for the check. You will not leave the restaurant without paying.
B. Push the check towards his direction. “Here ya go, … thanks!”
C. Sincerely offer to split the check. If he insists on paying, then offer to leave tip.
D. Slowly, ever so slowly, reach for your pocket book, rumage for your wallet, and innocently ask “how much do I owe?” Hoping that he’ll offer to pay.
E. Run to the bathroom.
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Depending on what you answer, this is what I will think of you:
Chicks that chose A. – Holy shit you feminazi, you need to relax. You got some issues there. It’s either that you feel like you’ll “owe” him something if he pays, or that you don’t want to come off as the typical submissive girl by having a man pay. Either or, you got some insecurity issues you need to deal with. Just because a man buys you dinner, it doesn’t mean that he’s gonna expect you to put out, (well, … unless you’re ordering lobster or something, … HAHA, … I’m kidding.) nor does it mean that you can’t take care of yourself.
Chicks that chose B – Um, … yeah, … you gold digging bitch. Fuck off. Enough said.
Chicks that chose C – Your momma raised you right. Don’t ever let any of your hoochie friends tell you to act any different.
Chicks that chose D – You think it’s the man’s job to pay. You think to yourself, … I’m a lady and I should be taken care of. You annoy me. You fail to realize that just because you have a vagina, it does not mean you’re a lady. No one is entitled to special treatment. If you deserve it, you will be rewarded, is what I say. You’re actually worse than a gold digger because at least a gold digger won’t even front about trying to pay.
Chicks that chose E – See answer for choice B. Oh come on, … just humor me, will ya? At least pretend? Yeah, … I hope you fall in the toilet, bitch.
**Yes, … I realize this isn’t the be all and end all. It is simply what my impression of you will be. It’s like if a guy uses chick facial products, such as say, … shesheido, … you’ll probably assume that he is gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that). You see?
Comments (34)
hahahaha
if im on a date wid a guy, i alwaiz offer to pay since he’ll have paid for the movie, coffee, watever else before dinner. if he doesnt accept i leave the tip. if he doesnt accept the tip either, then he needs to relax and stop tryin to be so macho.
If the bitch goes to the bathroom just as the check comes, leave the check on the table and tell the waiter that she’ll pay and just go home.
nice. right on the money.
but if a guy wears shishedo, he’s fukn gay. no exceptions.
b. yo and what are the dates of your trip to the motherland?
i would offer to split but if he took that offer, I WOULD SPLIT…
for the first date, it should be on him~…
juicyjuicee: “i would offer to split but if he took that offer, I WOULD SPLIT…
for the first date, it should be on him~…”
With that attitude, you better be on him too before the night is over…
here ya go, thanks. =D hahaha~
c – if it’s a good date.
e – if it’s a bad date.
d – if i come back, and the check is still sitting there.
oh, the games i play.
hmm…i used to always always try to pay…push push push…cuz i hated the thought of people calling me a gold digger…now…i’m just confused…hehehe…i need a copy of dating for dummies…*shrug*…
Hahaha, I agree with you completely.
none of the above.
i usually offer to pay (if you’re going to pay, you’re paying for the whole thing- not splitting, cheap ass), but i’m not going to wrestle him for it. or else, towards the end of the meal i’ll make way towards the bathroom with my purse and slip my credit card to the waiter.
Damn…hahaha…these games we play. I hear guys always test the girls by going to the bathroom before the check comes to see if the girl reaches for the wallet or not to pay.
Answer:Usually C but once I offered to pay for lunch since he graciously paid for whatever we did beforehand. I was so shocked when he started ordering the more expensive meal with the more expensive drink.
i usually offer to pay or split the tab. i prefer to take care of people or at least, myself.
SL600 sounds like a winner!
Lol I like sl600′s answer, but I would choose c. I don’t feel right letting the guy pay for everything, even if it is “the guy’s role.” I also don’t want to pay for the entire thing myself, because #1 I’m poor and #2 it makes for an awkward situation since the guy never accepts. So splitting is the way to go for me. It makes everybody happy!
yo be there.. and support me and team broccoHHHHHli
dude, i never have these problems. run forest, run.
F. i don’t go on dates.
yeah i’m C, but i usually grab for the check and will say i got it. if he lets me then he doesn’t get another date, but if he says he has it and then after i insist on at least paying for my half and he lets me, then that’s fine. and yes, if he does end up paying for the whole thing, i will leave tip. and if he gets it the first time, then i will always get the second date…if he gets one that is.
Some chicks have “the reach” down pat.. They’re skill is developed, that even the most wary man is fooled into believing they are a C, when they’re really a D. Even if you give them “the hesitation move” to trip them up, they have ”the stall” technique down.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…..agreed!
i definately offer to pay for the whole thing in a genuine way but when he stops me and tells me he will, i GRACIOUSLY say thank you.. but then again, i’ve always dated waaaay older KOREAN men so sometimes it wasn’t appropriate to offer to pay… almost insulting the guy.. but i’d offer~
yeah I did. I meant to comment that I’d choose C
I would hope that everyone would be a C… too bad there are a lot of girls out there that aren’t like this.
i really don’t need bigger boobs than i already have.
hahaha real cute..guess my momma raised me right.. i feel mad weird when the guy pays…i should fix that huh..hehe
I choce C, but it all depends. If he asks me, I would -kind- of expect him to pay, because he asked me out, so yea. I mean, you don’t ask a romanic interest to go out with you on her own pocket book. On the other hand, if I asked him out I expect him to let me pay for him. Although, for the sake of masculinity, I understand that for me to pay sometimes I have to give him the money in the car before we go in, so that it at least looks like he is the one paying. Some guys are just like that I guess, feel like it is their duty to pay for her. I suppose that’ cool, as long as he lets me slip him a few bucks once in a while, when noone is looking.
btw dear it is sheiseido (my favorite line of products)
and.. i picked C not because i want to.. but prolly b/c it’ll exceed ur limit on ur credit card! =) hahaha j/k i shouldn’t kid with old men.. they might get heart-attacks! haha have a good weekend!
SMART ASS
it’s the morning after meal…most koreans eat pho or something soupy.
Hey, if my named rhymed it might give me more reason to like it. I think it would kick ass to have a name that rhymed. It would amuse me if nothing else. Does your name rhyme or were you just using that as an example of how it could be worse?
haha i think there’s some truth to this. Happy Birthday!
I KNOW…damned my feeble guerrilla warfare tactics…no more ms. nice chick…from now on it’s all about the five-point exploding heart technique!!
joji must’ve looked like chy just took his lunch money.. HAHA
YES! OUR GAME! SAT! 6PM@ COME ON! TEAM BROCCOHLI. i exepct you to have broccoli shaped pompoms