February 21, 2004

  • Realizing just how small the world really is, I’ve decided to change my xanga screen name.  It would be absolutely shitty to meet someone in a business setting and have them recognize me from friggin xanga, … getting the wrong impression of me (well, … actually knowing for sure that I’m an asshole before I get to demonstrate that in real life).


    So, boys and girls, … this is my new xanga site.  For those of you that know me, please refrain from referring to me by my real name.  If your comment addresses me by my real name (first or last), although I don’t believe in deleting comments, I will be forced to pull a segene and become an evil censor.


    With that being said, … I just realized something the other day that was very, very sad. …… William Hung gets more pussy than me.



     I BANG, … I BANG, … more chicks than you!

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