February 21, 2004
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Realizing just how small the world really is, I’ve decided to change my xanga screen name. It would be absolutely shitty to meet someone in a business setting and have them recognize me from friggin xanga, … getting the wrong impression of me (well, … actually knowing for sure that I’m an asshole before I get to demonstrate that in real life).
So, boys and girls, … this is my new xanga site. For those of you that know me, please refrain from referring to me by my real name. If your comment addresses me by my real name (first or last), although I don’t believe in deleting comments, I will be forced to pull a segene and become an evil censor.
With that being said, … I just realized something the other day that was very, very sad. …… William Hung gets more pussy than me.

I BANG, … I BANG, … more chicks than you!
Comments (29)
only one other person out there is named doctorevil?
hahahha nice. u went from Urkel to doctor Evil =)
“scott, you’re just not evil enough…you’re the diet coke of evil- just one calorie!” ahahahaha
what a dumas.
hahahaha so why’d you change your sn again? Did someone actually recognize you?
And you can’t see the pics??? weird… I can
i’m not sure who you are yet…
haha u put a link from ur old site, i’m sure everyone will figure out ;D
i think the steve urkel profile picture is probably more accurate than mike myers. but just like william hung, even urkel probably gets more action than you too.
ha. i’m just kidding.
if your name is what SL600 says you are – I think you should delete that comment – haha O=)
haha, you really did change your user name. this weekend was fucking nuts man! i can’t believe how fucked up i got. btw, that club Elle is 10 times better than Le Prive. hehe.
i’ll see you guys for dinner before i take off. ttyl bro.
loser.
i was wondering who left me that mean comment…why’d you change your sn?
he’s hot…..
listen dumas, you give yourself too much credit…
its not like you really posted up pics of yourself…
Hmmm… Still have no clue as to who you were… Oh well.
i cant see the she bangs pic. i wanna see.
nvm i see it. thanks. ramon.
;p
yo man, sorry about fri night. I was so wasted. Cant believe i passed out in the sul lung tang.
Dude. William Hung got more action than you before he went on American Idol.
listen loser. legends of the fall is not a retarded movie! and i think i have a grasp of who you are. i’m gonna post up who you are all over the xanga world, track you down and kick your ass if you talk shit about a brad pitt movie. HAHA. j/k
you WISH you looked and acted like brad pitt. hmph!
did you hear that remix with william hung and andre 3000? so funny!
dont worry…….at least you ain’t ugly as he is…….
b/c we’ve been planning our weddings since we were 4. the only thing left to do was find a groom.
hey hey! think i know who this is from the other sn – if you’re who i think you are, there’s no way you’re an assh*le! hehe.
nice xanga.