So I’m at work, in the bathroom, doing what I do best (dropping the kids off in the pool), when I look down at my pants around my ankles (actually my knees, but whatever) and realize, …. wtf??  my boxers are on backwards!

So I sit there chuckling at myself, and think about how tired I must have been this morning to not have noticed, and ponder if it’s worth the effort to take my pants off, and my shoes off,  just to switch my boxers around.  I mean, … if I hadn’t noticed by now, I probably wouldn’t have noticed all day, and really, … what difference does it make if the boxer’s are on backwards?  Sure, …. I do notice that in recent years, I’ve began to utilize the pee hole more and more, … but really, … is the pee hole that important?  Can’t I forgoe the use of the pee hole for just one day?

And so I decide that it’s just not worth it, finish up my business and pull just my boxers up first, just to make sure that it is indeed still comfortable on backwards.  I then look down to pull up my pants when I notice, …

There’s a split down the seat of my pants!!  That means I’ve been going around all morning with my bunghole having a clear path to the outside world!  WTF??