February 15, 2007
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In response to people’s questions of what’s wrong with having a daughter, I decided to form a Top 20 list of reasons of why I don’t want any daughters. So enjoy.
Top 20 Reasons Why I don’t want a daughter:
Little kids like to play “doctor.”
Girl’s clothes cost more, even at a young age.
I draw the line at Veronica Mars and Project Runway. If I have to sit there and watch Dora the Explorer too, I’m going to lose my shit.
I don’t ever want to hear the words “Daddy, … my body’s changing.”
Or, “Daddy, … I need a training bra.”
Or “Daddy, … there’s this real cute boy in school.”
I really don’t need to deal with another “time of month,” than I already have to.
Do you know how much handbags cost these days? Why would I want yet another person nagging me for a friggin bag?
People like Dirty Uncle Chy.
“Like, OMG, … does he like me? Or like me like me?”
I can’t make my daughter go outside and mow the lawn, or shovel the driveway. Ok, maybe I can, … but it won’t make me feel very good about it.
Have you ever watched Girls Gone Wild??
“Daddy, when you’re at Costco, can you pick me up the big box of tampons?”
Guys like me back in college.
OK, … guys like me back in HS.
OK fine, … the fact that guys like me in general exist.
The fact that stores like Victoria Secret exist.
It’s a horrible feeling to know that I’ll be contributing to the downfall of society by introducing to the world another chick driver.
It’s going to be really time consuming to have to drive her from the convent to the library back and forth everyday.
How am I supposed to go around being a chauvinist when I have a daughter that I’m trying to protect?
Comments (16)
I want to have a bunch of boys before I have a girl so that I have ppl helping me beat up and scare off any suitors.
HAHAHAHA.
Yeah, I agree with Jiffipop. I want boys first.
this is the most hilarious list everrr!!!
because of this post, you are going to get a gay son….. enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m going to start calling you Marsha. It’s all about me me me me me, isn’t it? You can cross half of these things off the list because some of these “issues” are things that she will bring up with her mother, not dad.
It will be funny when your son comes home and says “Daddy, there’s this real cute boy in school.”
Don’t hit on my son, Kai
HAHAHAH. finally!! something funny. dirty uncle kai. LOL
lol hilarious~ just get your shotgun ready and call it a day.
haha….19 is great
omg.. this list is hilarious. Think my husband can really relate!
great list
between a daughter and a son that’s likes boy, which one would you rather have (i didn’t want to ask u that in person, but i did thought about it @ gallery when you told us you don’t want to have a daughter)? =)
dude, just read that you are having a kid. Congrats
I want a son first so he can protect his little sister. I have a big bro and he totally watched out for me.
You forgot “Girls grow up to be evil”.