What’s up you fuckers.  Guess what?  Yesterday, I found out something that made me the happiest man in the world.  Yesterday, me and my wife went to the doctors and found out that I have superhuman powers.  Yes.  You read correctly.  I have the superhuman ability to determine the sex of my unborn baby.

See, … let me explain.  Ever since me and my wife found out that she was pregnant, I’ve been going around and telling everybody that my wife was carrying a boy.  Everyone thought I was crazy.  “You shouldn’t tempt fate,” they said.  Some, as evil spirited as they were, even wished me a baby girl because they knew that I’d be absolutely miserable.  (May those fuckers eat shit and die by the way.)  They warned me that saying out loud that I don’t want any daughters, will only bring me daughters.  Silly fools, … little did they know that I’m really powerful.  All I have to do is believe really hard that I’m going to have a son and *poof* I’ll will it to happen! 

So yesterday, when the doctor located the baby’s penis through the sonogram, my powers were confirmed.  So let this be a lesson to you all!  Do not doubt my superhuman powers!  Or else I shall will roughly half of you into having baby girls!