November 18, 2005
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So I was in Phili last weekend because of my wife’s friend’s wedding. So I’m staying over at my in-law’s place and when it’s time to go to bed, I feel real funny about going into my wife’s room to sleep.
Susie’s father goes into his room immediately before anyone else at the first sign of bustling about (being the smart man that he is, I know he did this on purpose to avoid any sort of uncomfortableness in the air), and so that left me, my wife and my mother-in-law just standing there in the middle of the livingroom/dining room, kinda looking around to see what happens next.
And being that I can’t shut the fuck up when I get uncomfortable, I say, …
“OK, … I’m gonna sleep on the couch. Susie, can you get me a pillow and blanket?”
To which her mother abruptly forces out, …
“Oh, don’t be ridiculous! You go sleep in there!” And points to Susie’s room. And then gets uncomfortable and scurries into her room.
Now, … here’s the situation. Had the conversation flowed more normally, more casually, … then maybe it would have been ok. I would have gone into my wife’s room with my wife, proceed with a little horizontal polka, and go to sleep a happy man.
BUT, now that I know that they know that we’re in the same room together, and are anticipating that we do the hibbity-dibbity, then that makes me extremebly uncomfortable about even attempting to do anything. I don’t care if I were to be quieter than a man jerking off in prison (***side note – what movie is that from?? Anyone??). I can just SENSE them wondering if we’re having sex in there!
And so I just couldn’t do it. And I don’t know what it is. I was talking about this with my friends last night and Kai119 was like “what’s the big deal? You’re already married. And besides, I’ve had sex while my roommate was in the same room as me.” Yeah fine, … but isn’t that what’s required in a gay orgy? HAHA.
No but seriously. Sure. I’ve done that before too. But that was in the past. When you were in college or something. I don’t know, it’s just different now that you’re married.
And I know that I’m not the only one that feels this way. My friend’s wife also said that she feels the same way when her mother in law is in the house. To bad for my poor, poor friend. Unfortunately, they live in the same house with his mother. I bet you their next vacation is coming soon.
Comments (19)
coming soon…funny.
anyhow, I get that totally. I wouldn’t have sex in my parent’s house and they’d be okay with it. I mean not really; but if I showed up at thier house tomorrow with some dude I just met and I said we were serious, there would be no explaination as to who’s sleeping where. The assumption would be made that me and stranger-dude sleep together. But there’s no way I could actually do anything. The thought gets to me. Therefore; I can’t imagine being married and visiting IN-LAWS and having sex.
If it were me, I probably would’ve just stayed on the couch. But, then again, this is coming from someone who’s declared celibacy.
I get where you’re going. My husband and I were at the same situation with my parents. My parent’s have a vacation house and we slept in the same room. The bed made a lot of noise when you just rolled over. I couldn’t even imagine doing the dead with that bed and the paper thin walls. I don’t even want to know what my in laws think. When we were dating and went on vacation together, they assumed we had twin beds in our hotel room.
Hit that ish like Roger Maris dog…AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE.
hahaha, really funny.
I have no qualms about this stuff.
i can’t have sex in my parents’ house. some of my friends are into that “risk of being discovered” shit, but just the fact that it’s my parents’ house prevents me from indulging in anything whatsoever. now, if they were in our house and their room was WAY down the hall, maybe.
Hrm… my parents know that I sleep w/my boyfriend. We sleep in the same bed at my parents’ place too. The only time I felt weird was when my father saw us in the bed together (just sleeping).
hey DoctorEvil1 (Dae), go back to the circus with Kai119 (where you two jerk-offs belong) and form an “elephant chain”! you’ll have to be on the receiving end though, since your thing is too small, bitch!
maybe if you weren’t so used to laying around and spooning Kai, you would be able to get over this! you Rock Hudson-like FAGGOT!!!
DoctorEvil1 is DAE!! DoctorEvil1 is DAE!!
Ok. I’ll say it…Segene is really fucking weird these days.
My in laws do the don’t ask don’t tell thing. They would go to sleep before us and then let us decide where to sleep. There isn’t any awkward moments until the morning when we all get up at the same time.
you see??? its just like turning 21!!! its not as much fun whenoyure ALLOWED to do it
<3 e
eh, i had sex with the bf in my parent’s home. it’s about no guilt. enjoy yourselves hehe.
haha, wow…my mind kinda started to wonder after reading the comment your friend made about fucking while the roomate was there…made me think of one of my (many) horrifically embarassing moments of getting caught ‘pants down – ass up’ so to speak – but this one particular time, it was by my roommates mother….when there’s a parental figure involved…in a situation where sex could/will/ or has commence(d)….no matter whose parent it is, and how old you get…there’s always that weird akwardness in the air the almost simotanously turns your shame level way up while at the same time making you feel 10 year less that what you really are (like a child again) …. i can’t figure out (why), but it’s definetly true…
definetly….i feel your pain…
bald bitch! go buff your head Al Bundy!
LOL to House_of_Groove’s comment…
btw: Isn’t it Philly and not Phili? granted that it’s “more grammatically correct” to spell it the way you do, but I’ve never seen “Philly” spelled the way you spell it… heh
hahahaha sleeping on the couch. you are TOO funny. yeah, it was really uncomfy when hubby and i went into the room. we still haven’t slept over the in-law’s place but we’ve been married 6 months now, so shouldn’t be too weird. i hope haha.
LOL! Good grief man….You’re married for Christ’s sakes.