October 20, 2005
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So I’m a married man now. Sorry Jessica Alba, I guess if you ever wanted to have a wild and crazy night of raunchy passionate monkey sex with me, you missed your chance. Too bad for you.
Wedding was great. Special thanks to everyone who took part in it the wedding. I’ll spare everyone the gushy heartfelt thank you’s and that’s all I’ll say about that. Anyways, I got back from my honeymoon in Bali about a week ago. Bali was fantastic. Maybe if I feel motivated, I’ll be a chick and post pictures, … but I have a feeling that my wife will probably beat me to it.
While in Bali, I noticed a couple of things. For one, because tourism is so huge there, everyone is very multi-lingual. It seems like everyone knows about three languages. Although people don’t know how to use the word “please” correctly. It’s like someone told them “please” is a polite thing to say, so they decide to use it after every single sentence. So instead of saying good morning, they say, “Good Morning please,” and “Thank you, please,” and “would you like some more coffee please.” It took a little getting used to, because the excessive pleases kept making me want to order more coffee just to be polite back.
Another thing that struck me as odd was how the women there carry large heavy objects on their heads.
It’s insane! They’ll balance a whole tray of food, or a basket on their heads (no hands for support) and just walk around like it’s nothing. That can’t be good for you, no? I’d think that must stunt your growth or something. At first it made me sad to see this. How unfortunate it is that people in this world still live in societies where carrying large heavy objects on their heads was the way of life. But then I started thinking. And thought to myself, wouldn’t it be great if my wife were able to balance a beer on her head? Then I’d be able to get head AND have a place to rest my beer at the same time! HAHA. Just kidding! Maybe.
Anyways, it’s good to be back. Surprisingly, I find that I don’t have too much nonsense to talk about so I’ll end it here for now.
Comments (18)
welcome back =)
sup dick.. that was pretty funny… getting head while drinking a beer..hahhaa
yo fag, could you please have one of your guys to deliver my clothes to my apt….. i’ll give u a cc so u could close out this order….and dont forget my 90% discount….. thanks a lot…hahahhaha
congrats!!!!
congrats on your wedding!! my friends went to Bali for their honeymoon. she loved it, her husband hated it.
Congrats.
I’m so glad that y’all had such a great time in Bali!! I’m sure Susie told you about her VERY detailed email to me about y’alls honeymoon…haha
wasn’t there like a terrorist bombing right when you got there? i heard it on the news.
i got your thank you card today. hope bali was loads of fun.
wtf. susan got a thank you card.. where’s mine.. focker…. i better get cash with that thank you card…hahaha kidding.. i still owe you a gift…hahahh
Hahahaha.
Congratulations.
everyone in the philippines used to carry stuff like that. 50lb bag of rice. crazy stuff.
that was wrong.
welcome back dae.
I’m guessing that from that one comment, you’ll be lucky to recieve any head for a while, buddy.
welcome to married life.
bali? thats awesome.. congrats!
haha, gramma’s in korea walk with stuff on their heads too. especially the shi-gol ones. they have like trays on top of trays. haha.
congrats..and welcome back
you fag, why do you dwell so much on homosexuality?