July 19, 2005
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It’s been a while since my last post. Hope you fuckers didn’t miss me too much. Heh. Anyways, been extremely busy for the past few months, but I just wanted to quickly share with you all a few words of wisdom:
WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DOCTOREVIL1:
When you are picking out a gift for a chick, and that gift happens to be an article of clothing, always, ALWAYS, err on the side of caution and purchase the smaller size when debating what size to get her.
You’re always better off having her be depressed about being a fat shit, than having her be angry at you for thinking she’s a fat shit.
Comments (21)
you err’d on the ‘heir’ you retard.
lets get off moms, cause i just got off yours.
truth.
lol..
i guess that works..
I would be like ” you dont even know my size after 2 yrs?”
it couldn’t be more true, except if the girl is really a 14 and you get her a 2 that won’t work
even better: don’t buy a chic an article of clothing…. no matter what, you’ll end up getting yourself into trouble. just buy her jewelry. haha. hope all is well.
good going genius!
skinny chicks don’t care if u get her a bigger size…….
yo dickface, wheres your comeback?
it took you two hours to think of that? how many loads of laundry is that in two hours? hahaha kidding… stop crying.
i agree. err on the side of caution.
cgroovin is so mean to you today………u should kick his ass…..haha….
i dont think guys should ever buy girls clothes or accessories without the girl’s presence.
ill remember that
skinny chicks don’t care if u get her a bigger size…….
Posted 7/19/2005 at 1:15 PM by bdbzgr23
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bastard. haha.
ha. did you get into some trouble buying bigger sizes?
lol…took you this long to realized that!? guess no one every told you eh?? well a lesson learned.
Actually, never, never, never buy clothing for a girl unless (a) she had hinted to you exactly what she wanted, (b) she was present and picked it out herself, or (c) you’re gay and knows more about fashion than she does.
one idea: ask your girl to give you her size for EVERYTHING. tops, bottoms, lingerie, ring size, shoe size, etc. that way when you shop, you have a handy dandy guide. most women like the idea, because they think you’ll buy them something that they can actually wear
How about getting a gift for guys? Should I get a size bigger and make them think they are muscular? haha